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TURD SANDWICH
  12/22/17
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"'"'"''""
  12/22/17
Dude I'm stuck at jiffy lube across the parking.lot from Wal...
spaceporn2525
  12/22/17
what abt work
spritezero
  12/22/17
I took today off because I had the time. Its a dick around ...
spaceporn2525
  12/22/17
so why burn ur day?
HoldUp.(I Now Live as a Gay Man)
  12/22/17
I know! Tell me about it. That's why I went to "jiffy...
spaceporn2525
  12/22/17
what do they have on tv in the waiting area?
spritezero
  12/22/17
Days of our lives. Its some gay coming out subplot. I walk...
spaceporn2525
  12/22/17
Caliper needed to be replaced too. Fuck. Probably time to ...
spaceporn2525
  12/22/17
(faggot who isn't funny failing at self-deprecating humor)
......,,.......
  12/22/17
*devestating
spaceporn2525
  12/22/17
Jfc I am getting connected to every fucking seasonal employe...
spaceporn2525
  12/22/17
I'm losing my mind here. I can't stand it any more. I walk...
spaceporn2525
  12/22/17
I'm pissed as a mother fucker and cant do shit. Why dud the...
spaceporn2525
  12/22/17
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spaceporn2525
  01/12/18
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spaceporn2525
  01/13/18
Patience is tapped. Need to draw on philosophy of stoicism....
spaceporn2525
  12/22/17
Day wasted. Fma.
spaceporn2525
  12/22/17
Well they just offered to let me leave without parking brake...
spaceporn2525
  12/22/17
This is hell. I am in some sort of artistically created hel...
spaceporn2525
  12/22/17
At least I'm seeing all the competition's personal injury ad...
spaceporn2525
  12/22/17
This is like I'm a sim, and sim lord is fucking w the settin...
spaceporn2525
  12/22/17
Fun thing to do but have to leave to go there. Can't leave....
spaceporn2525
  12/22/17
Last time I had a fuck up like this was when I went to a dow...
spaceporn2525
  12/22/17
This is the kind of thing id poast a shitty yelp review on b...
spaceporn2525
  12/22/17
I should add that one time I went here and did a 70 dollar o...
spaceporn2525
  12/22/17
Wife is coming here. She's coming in hot. Uh oh
spaceporn2525
  12/22/17
Guy here on the phone just told a customer over the phone th...
spaceporn2525
  12/22/17
Wife gonna burst in here pissed as a mother fucker. Gonna b...
spaceporn2525
  12/22/17
I'm scared, bros. She's gonna be all talking to me like I'm...
spaceporn2525
  12/22/17
Oh shit here she is!!
spaceporn2525
  12/22/17
Gave up, left at 6 pm. Total clusterfuck. Cancelled visit w ...
spaceporn2525
  12/22/17
retarded guy called me last night. Could barely make out wh...
spaceporn2525
  12/23/17
""Jiffy Lube" ruined my XMAS!" Actu...
spaceporn2525
  12/23/17
They took it to another service center without telling me. ...
spaceporn2525
  12/23/17
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spaceporn2525
  01/03/18


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Date: December 22nd, 2017 11:58 AM
Author: TURD SANDWICH



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3837762&forum_id=2#34984272)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: "'"'"''""




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3837762&forum_id=2#34984359)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: spaceporn2525

Dude I'm stuck at jiffy lube across the parking.lot from WalMart. New brake pads. Taking fucking forever. Want to get on the road to visit a hs buddy. I have 15 year old scotch I want to drink w him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3837762&forum_id=2#34985035)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: spritezero

what abt work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3837762&forum_id=2#34985045)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:45 PM
Author: spaceporn2525

I took today off because I had the time. Its a dick around time at the office anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3837762&forum_id=2#34985120)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: HoldUp.(I Now Live as a Gay Man)

so why burn ur day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3837762&forum_id=2#34985126)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: spaceporn2525

I know! Tell me about it. That's why I went to "jiffy" lube. But I'm taking it up the poop chute right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3837762&forum_id=2#34985134)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: spritezero

what do they have on tv in the waiting area?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3837762&forum_id=2#34985152)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:50 PM
Author: spaceporn2525

Days of our lives. Its some gay coming out subplot. I walked around and got 2000 steps. There's a taco bell nearby. Maybe ill go there and get a taco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3837762&forum_id=2#34985162)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: spaceporn2525

Caliper needed to be replaced too. Fuck. Probably time to think about a new car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3837762&forum_id=2#34985125)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 2:09 PM
Author: ......,,.......

(faggot who isn't funny failing at self-deprecating humor)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3837762&forum_id=2#34985360)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 2:17 PM
Author: spaceporn2525

*devestating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3837762&forum_id=2#34985449)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: spaceporn2525

Jfc I am getting connected to every fucking seasonal employee retard out there today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3837762&forum_id=2#34985875)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: spaceporn2525

I'm losing my mind here. I can't stand it any more. I walked to walmart to do some Christmas shopping, lost my patience there, left my cart in line and walked out. Back at jiffy lube. I was supposed to be at my friends 2 hrs away by now, sipping some scotch, sharing my weed. Here I am watching overtaxed bros just trying to keep up. Car on blocks, tires off. Cant do shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3837762&forum_id=2#34985941)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: spaceporn2525

I'm pissed as a mother fucker and cant do shit. Why dud they say they could fix it if they couldn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3837762&forum_id=2#34985958)



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Date: January 12th, 2018 11:28 PM
Author: spaceporn2525



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3837762&forum_id=2#35144881)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 9:06 AM
Author: spaceporn2525



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3837762&forum_id=2#35146387)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: spaceporn2525

Patience is tapped. Need to draw on philosophy of stoicism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3837762&forum_id=2#34985961)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 3:24 PM
Author: spaceporn2525

Day wasted. Fma.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3837762&forum_id=2#34985974)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 3:39 PM
Author: spaceporn2525

Well they just offered to let me leave without parking brake reattached. I explained that while I appreciated their efforts to accommodate my time constraints, I would prefer to have my parking brake continue to function, other things being equal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3837762&forum_id=2#34986066)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: spaceporn2525

This is hell. I am in some sort of artistically created hell right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3837762&forum_id=2#34986071)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 3:54 PM
Author: spaceporn2525

At least I'm seeing all the competition's personal injury ads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3837762&forum_id=2#34986150)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 3:55 PM
Author: spaceporn2525

This is like I'm a sim, and sim lord is fucking w the settings to see what I'll do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3837762&forum_id=2#34986152)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 3:59 PM
Author: spaceporn2525

Fun thing to do but have to leave to go there. Can't leave. Constant illusion that ill be able to leave in 5 mins.

This is like a stress dream where I need to go somewhere but just cant get my pants on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3837762&forum_id=2#34986171)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: spaceporn2525

Last time I had a fuck up like this was when I went to a downtown vets office on a sat w out an appointment. There I only waited three hours. Its been four hours here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3837762&forum_id=2#34986185)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 4:05 PM
Author: spaceporn2525

This is the kind of thing id poast a shitty yelp review on but then feel bad about because I cant pinpoint anything in particular they did wrong, except take a really long time without warning me. Is that pissy yelp worthy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3837762&forum_id=2#34986214)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 4:06 PM
Author: spaceporn2525

I should add that one time I went here and did a 70 dollar oil change and paid w my card and then two days later the manager called and said.my payment didn't "go thru" and could I.come back and pay for it. I said I would but then never did. I went back like 4 mos later and had another oil change and paid for that later one and they never mentioned anything about the one I got for free. So, there's that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3837762&forum_id=2#34986222)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: spaceporn2525

Wife is coming here. She's coming in hot. Uh oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3837762&forum_id=2#34986245)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: spaceporn2525

Guy here on the phone just told a customer over the phone that he didn't appreciate being threatened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3837762&forum_id=2#34986259)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 4:15 PM
Author: spaceporn2525

Wife gonna burst in here pissed as a mother fucker. Gonna be uncomfortable as hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3837762&forum_id=2#34986275)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 4:16 PM
Author: spaceporn2525

I'm scared, bros. She's gonna be all talking to me like I'm retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3837762&forum_id=2#34986283)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 4:17 PM
Author: spaceporn2525

Oh shit here she is!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3837762&forum_id=2#34986287)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 6:38 PM
Author: spaceporn2525

Gave up, left at 6 pm. Total clusterfuck. Cancelled visit w friend. Car still at jiffy lube. W tires off. Fma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3837762&forum_id=2#34987292)



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Date: December 23rd, 2017 8:56 AM
Author: spaceporn2525

retarded guy called me last night. Could barely make out what he was saying but it was along the lines that he would delay his trip out of town to work on my car more this morning. also the big manager was coming in this morning and would bring a tool that he needed. I thanked him, asked him to do a good job, asked him to call me when it was done.

Had to cancel my trip out of town last night as i had no car available.

Home this morning, waiting for a phone call from Jiffy Lube. Holy shit what a cluster fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3837762&forum_id=2#34990616)



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Date: December 23rd, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: spaceporn2525

""Jiffy Lube" ruined my XMAS!"

Actually the presents are all in the trunk of the car, so ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3837762&forum_id=2#34990716)



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Date: December 23rd, 2017 11:48 AM
Author: spaceporn2525

They took it to another service center without telling me. I spoke w district manager. 230 pm is Estimated time for pick up. Going swimming w kid now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3837762&forum_id=2#34991444)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 7:14 PM
Author: spaceporn2525



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3837762&forum_id=2#35074525)