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Weird. Attractive 26 yr old secretary candidate has literally no online presence

Very cute, and look forward to looking at her every day, but...
Alpha Dog
  08/07/17
Wife material
LTDanCaffey, COO of Full Diversity Partners
  08/07/17
seriously. My type too.
Alpha Dog
  08/07/17
ABORT | ABORT | ABORT
(O)|||||||(O)
  08/07/17
(op's text to secretary 6 months from now)
boyfriend
  08/16/17
What's her number
Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire
  08/07/17
What's his name?
Alex Jones
  08/07/17
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weird blob of shit from another dimension
  08/11/17
...
"'""'"''""
  08/14/17
either wife material or shady as fuck
Stu Lantz
  08/07/17
She could be a really chill, low key person thats not into s...
JCM is retired
  08/07/17
yeah, I thought about the second, especially since she is go...
Alpha Dog
  08/07/17
there's nothing wrong with not having a social media presenc...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  08/14/17
yay. She started today, and is cuter than I even remembered...
Alpha Dog
  08/11/17
i rent to a woman like this. turns out she is severely menta...
Frank Lloyd Wrong
  08/11/17
describe her mental illness please
ethereum trillionaire
  08/14/17
Recluse
corporate warrior poet
  08/14/17
Toilet monster delusion
Emma Stone
  08/14/17
i gave her a ride to the grocery store once when her car was...
Frank Lloyd Wrong
  08/14/17
She sounds hot.
Rudolph
  08/16/17
Describe her
henry zhen
  08/14/17
tall (5'9"?), thin w/ natural B's, dirty blonde hair
Alpha Dog
  08/16/17
Unghhhh are you in LA? I had a hot secretary like that once...
henry zhen
  08/16/17
No, SF. I mean she isn't "hot" really, at lea...
Alpha Dog
  08/16/17
She fucking sounds exactly like the hot secretary I had once...
henry zhen
  08/16/17
A lot of people just use fake names on FB/IG now.
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  08/14/17
Glad you decided to hire her. We social media avoiders need ...
Sickly argumentative UES Jew in puffy jacket
  08/14/17
...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  08/14/17
You can help her online presence out by poasting a pic, brot...
Let's dispel with this fiction
  08/14/17
...
henry zhen
  08/14/17
no media presence, so no pics to poast.
Alpha Dog
  08/16/17


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Date: August 7th, 2017 2:13 PM
Author: Alpha Dog

Very cute, and look forward to looking at her every day, but nothing. Can't find her on Facebook, Linkedin, etc. It is like she doesn't exist....but we did a background check and she does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694666&forum_id=2#33935991)



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Date: August 7th, 2017 2:13 PM
Author: LTDanCaffey, COO of Full Diversity Partners

Wife material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694666&forum_id=2#33935993)



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Date: August 7th, 2017 2:21 PM
Author: Alpha Dog

seriously. My type too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694666&forum_id=2#33936050)



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Date: August 7th, 2017 2:13 PM
Author: (O)|||||||(O)

ABORT | ABORT | ABORT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694666&forum_id=2#33935995)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: boyfriend (Het+Cis)

(op's text to secretary 6 months from now)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694666&forum_id=2#34005978)



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Date: August 7th, 2017 2:14 PM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire (Wilbur Mercer)

What's her number

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694666&forum_id=2#33936002)



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Date: August 7th, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: Alex Jones

What's his name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694666&forum_id=2#33936006)



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Date: August 11th, 2017 4:19 PM
Author: weird blob of shit from another dimension (that has telepathic powers)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694666&forum_id=2#33965983)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 4:49 PM
Author: "'""'"''""




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694666&forum_id=2#33987235)



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Date: August 7th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Stu Lantz

either wife material or shady as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694666&forum_id=2#33936070)



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Date: August 7th, 2017 2:26 PM
Author: JCM is retired (the artist formerly known as Julius Caesar's Mistress)

She could be a really chill, low key person thats not into social media

Could also have been victim of domestic violence or stalked in the past. Those women oftentimes have no social media presence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694666&forum_id=2#33936092)



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Date: August 7th, 2017 2:27 PM
Author: Alpha Dog

yeah, I thought about the second, especially since she is good looking.

on the first, you would have to be proactive to have as little of a presence as she has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694666&forum_id=2#33936112)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 4:48 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle

there's nothing wrong with not having a social media presence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694666&forum_id=2#33987234)



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Date: August 11th, 2017 4:17 PM
Author: Alpha Dog

yay. She started today, and is cuter than I even remembered.

The little things!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694666&forum_id=2#33965970)



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Date: August 11th, 2017 4:20 PM
Author: Frank Lloyd Wrong

i rent to a woman like this. turns out she is severely mentally ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694666&forum_id=2#33965988)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 4:20 PM
Author: ethereum trillionaire

describe her mental illness please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694666&forum_id=2#33987070)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 4:22 PM
Author: corporate warrior poet

Recluse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694666&forum_id=2#33987088)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 4:46 PM
Author: Emma Stone

Toilet monster delusion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694666&forum_id=2#33987228)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 4:49 PM
Author: Frank Lloyd Wrong

i gave her a ride to the grocery store once when her car was broken down and she told me her life story how her dad and brother want to kill her so she is in hiding and she parks her car in the woods so they cant see it if they drive by (they live a few states away). at the end of the drive i unhooked my phone from the charger and put it in my pocket and she says "what was that, you weren't recording me were you?"

she has all mail sent to a made up name. she thinks the neighbor is stealing her water. she only drives old model cars because an EMP blast will disable cars with computers in them. lots of things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694666&forum_id=2#33987238)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 8:42 PM
Author: Rudolph

She sounds hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694666&forum_id=2#34006035)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: henry zhen

Describe her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694666&forum_id=2#33987244)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Alpha Dog

tall (5'9"?), thin w/ natural B's, dirty blonde hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694666&forum_id=2#34005895)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 8:43 PM
Author: henry zhen

Unghhhh are you in LA? I had a hot secretary like that once but she left the firm, maybe it's the same chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694666&forum_id=2#34006042)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 8:45 PM
Author: Alpha Dog

No, SF.

I mean she isn't "hot" really, at least not in an LA way....she is clearly very conservative with dress and not flirty or anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694666&forum_id=2#34006065)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 8:47 PM
Author: henry zhen

She fucking sounds exactly like the hot secretary I had once in terms of description and she has no online presence as well.

Hot in terms of law firm hot. I usually work with hideous women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694666&forum_id=2#34006076)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 4:51 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

A lot of people just use fake names on FB/IG now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694666&forum_id=2#33987258)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 4:52 PM
Author: Sickly argumentative UES Jew in puffy jacket

Glad you decided to hire her. We social media avoiders need jobs too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694666&forum_id=2#33987264)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 4:53 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694666&forum_id=2#33987269)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 4:53 PM
Author: Let's dispel with this fiction

You can help her online presence out by poasting a pic, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694666&forum_id=2#33987272)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: henry zhen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694666&forum_id=2#33987402)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 8:15 PM
Author: Alpha Dog

no media presence, so no pics to poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694666&forum_id=2#34005898)