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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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*Sunstein, Tribe, and Epstein arrive on horseback* "Oh, the scholarly nobles!" |
04/19/18 |
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Rate this law teen from Georgetown (pic) |
04/19/18 |
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Any chain restaurants you actually like? |
04/19/18 |
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Black women make up 5% of US population, yet |
04/19/18 |
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My friend dated a girl from 26-33 then dumped her. Is this fucked up |
04/19/18 |
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How bad for your career if you take a year long sabbatical from biglaw? |
04/19/18 |
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"Yeah? Well you'll NEVER have an asian wife, LOSER!" shouted the lawyer |
04/19/18 |
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DESCRIBE features of houses you love |
04/19/18 |
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just do fuck 50+ girls then marry a virgin |
04/19/18 |
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Explain deranged alcoholics detached from reality who think Trump colluded w Rus |
04/19/18 |
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look any of you bros would do the same thing nyuug did about not serving |
04/19/18 |
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Tennis Trivia: Since July 2009, who has more titles on clay? R. Federer or |
04/19/18 |
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ggtp hurrying up 30 flights of stairs after inability to hit elevator button |
04/19/18 |
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How many rounds of interviews do boutique firms w 20 partners and 2 associates d |
04/19/18 |
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Kevin Spacey cutting line at Starbucks: "pardon me, no you don't understand |
04/19/18 |
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"irl john rocker" walking into interview reeking of Colt 45, weed, and chicken |
04/19/18 |
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Lance "Rafa" Nadal NEGS Dr Federer For Avoiding Him On Clay #tennis |
04/19/18 |
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Getting impatient watching Mueller feast on appetizers |
04/19/18 |
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Sink at Starbucks this morning |
04/19/18 |
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Explain goosestepping bottoms (e.g GGTP) who attack "deep state" & fellate Putin |
04/19/18 |
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The Deep State is above the Law |
04/19/18 |
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If you need substances aside from nicotine + alcohol ur a loser. |
04/19/18 |
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"Come on Eileen" playing as boner_police wakes up, showers, eats breakfast. |
04/19/18 |
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Flowers in the Attic but about back office compliance staff |
04/19/18 |
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NYT: Beyonce at Coachella proves blacks don't need to be respectable |
04/19/18 |
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is wood the credited sole material |
04/19/18 |
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So Deep State planted docs in Cohen office during the fire this weekend? |
04/19/18 |
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*You arrive in Limbo, see a line* Receptionist: "Yeah we actually play limbo" |
04/19/18 |
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"John?"..."Sorry I was on mute. I have quarter 3's resuIts here. I'm gay." |
04/19/18 |
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3rd round goldman interview had to draft entire UWA by hand in front of MD |
04/19/18 |
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any update on my application haha |
04/19/18 |
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Trix commercials but ggtp is rabbit and kids are JPM MDs |
04/19/18 |
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Death before dishonor! *nyuug starts to sweat* |
04/19/18 |
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Starbucks employee morale at an all time low. Libs will ruin this place |
04/19/18 |
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PSA: Trump "staffing" fictional 2020 campaign = desperate witness tampering |
04/19/18 |
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3rd round MS interview had to conduct mock DD call with actors |
04/19/18 |
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Sad truth: even if collusion occurred, FBI is not competent enough to uncover |
04/19/18 |
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Starbucks thing already empowering bitchy black ladies |
04/19/18 |
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"Sorry, I was on mute. Im gay btw." |
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starbucks? more like niggerbucks! |
04/19/18 |
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triply enraged george20 kicks over bbq grill in Soldier Field parking lot |
04/19/18 |
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Reptile friend wants 30 round interview |
04/19/18 |
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Nyuug, explain South Korea's skyrocketing suicide rate |
04/19/18 |
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'the day of the rope is coming!' squeaked the agitated, aging fatbody lawyer |
04/19/18 |
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"hehe the unabomber was 180" posted the risk-averse wagecuck on the law board |
04/19/18 |
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St. Peter to Julia: "Ma'am really, there's no Julia on list"*scratches name off* |
04/19/18 |
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goldman sachs DCM stringing ggtp along with 36 rounds of interviews |
04/19/18 |
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Trumpmos are going to be longing for the days of Obama after 2020 |
04/19/18 |
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RSF singing in shower, lathering fat body: Crypto Pig, he was a friend of mine |
04/19/18 |
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*driverless car rolls by with "get your side hustle on with uber" ad on top* |
04/19/18 |
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To be clear, this isn't a cushy gig. You will work weekends and cancel vacations |
04/19/18 |
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"it's too bad. in the second round we limbo. you'd have been GREAT at that" |
04/19/18 |
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Ggtp I copped another second round |
04/19/18 |
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The day of the nope is coming, the hiring partner said looking over GGTP resume |
04/19/18 |
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nothing stephen king thought up is as bad as libs |
04/19/18 |
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Six foot two gremlins applying for every job GGTP interviews for |
04/19/18 |
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The only time GGTP gets a second round is buying drinks for app sluts friends |
04/19/18 |
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GGTP = Great Guy, Too Petite |
04/19/18 |
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MSNBC: Study shows shampoo leading cause of hair loss among men (link) |
04/19/18 |
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Fresno State professor calls Barbara Bush "amazing racist", happy she's dead |
04/19/18 |
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hiring manager's smile turning to a frown as 5'5" ggtp stands up from chair |
04/19/18 |
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Is 6ix9ine the Elvis of our generation? |
04/19/18 |
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Almost 5 years of no FB, no major social media, no major periodical reading |
04/19/18 |
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The Starbucks arrests shouldn't be trivialized. |
04/19/18 |
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Starbucks building special vibrant homeless bathrooms labeled "colors only." |
04/19/18 |
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Rating poasters as names of music genres that dont exist |
04/19/18 |
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Reminder: unless u get instakilled or suucide, u got some real bad shit ahead. |
04/19/18 |
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Rate this paragraph from Wikipedia |
04/19/18 |
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Comey, Lynch, and McCabe calling each other liars. OIG about to drop Report. |
04/19/18 |
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Life Hack: wear a tuxedo to jury duty |
04/19/18 |
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Far Behind by Candlebox still the realest shit I've ever heard |
04/19/18 |
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Crazy how one night u meet an xo poster and next thing u know ur sharing an acct |
04/19/18 |
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Starbucks employee STABBED by black homeless man after they refused fake coupon |
04/19/18 |
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If u ever see a car with CBX bumper sticker its me and it stands for Candlebox |
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itt: argue for the 3 GOAT fast food orders |
04/19/18 |
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Even better is Woah Vicky, a JAP who claims to be black and uses the N-word |
04/19/18 |
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The Cetaphil Challenge: How do I make this go Viral? |
04/19/18 |
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Andrew McCabe: James Comey is a fucking lying bitch |
04/19/18 |
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you guys just pretend to hate jews right? |
04/19/18 |
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NXPI: risk-free oafish 3% spread |
04/19/18 |
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Starbucks cautions managers about the term "black coffee." |
04/19/18 |
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Name cities/towns that were idyllic in the 20th century but are now SHITHOLDS |
04/19/18 |
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Rate this glowing CNN profile of an American ISIS bride |
04/19/18 |
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Yahoo! acquires Theranos for $3.8B |
04/19/18 |
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WSJ: FBI completes investigation of hours padding at major law firms |
04/19/18 |
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Black romance novels with names like "2 Can Play Dat Game" |
04/19/18 |
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If u ever agree to chemo ur insane |
04/19/18 |
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Lil Tay, 9-year-old asian wrapper who uses the N-word |
04/19/18 |
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Schopenhauer exposes the college $cam |
04/19/18 |
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Africa Mastermen, explain different parts of Africa to me |
04/19/18 |
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Top 10 most famous active poasters... |
04/19/18 |
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99 percent of repubs don't realize Obamacare was the conservative solution |
04/19/18 |
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Patron thrown out of Starbucks for ordering cream |
04/19/18 |
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Cohen drops libel lawsuits against Buzzfeed and Fusion |
04/19/18 |
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Starbucks To Open Express Lane For Non-Whites |
04/19/18 |
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me & assfaggot in applebees booth, TONS of apps, dr pprs, talkin SHIT bout NIGS |
04/19/18 |
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2nd Cousin: "Holmes is gross!"; Shrew GF: "I still support Theranos!" |
04/19/18 |
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Me and assfaggot both breathed a sigh of relief when we met up (both Indian IRL) |
04/19/18 |
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Me and assfaggot show up to Polish Latin mass in 90s baseball jerseys & eyeliner |
04/19/18 |
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Me and assfaggot having a 2 man hearts of Iron 4 LAN party in a Panera booth |
04/19/18 |
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Me and assfaggot walking around the DC holocaust museum in daft punk helmets |
04/19/18 |
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Me and AssFaggot playing hookey from work to chain smoke on a porch |
04/19/18 |
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Uber Driver snags Marissa Mayer, gets $6B ransom |
04/19/18 |
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me and assfaggot watching a Nstionals game, nodding off black tar heroin |
04/19/18 |
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Which are more dangerous to the world: Muslims or Jews? |
04/19/18 |
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If ur girl hasn't profoundly degraded herself to chase u, u don't have her (DTP) |
04/19/18 |
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Benzo, do u know how many dicks you've sucked? Is there a tallywacker tally? |
04/19/18 |
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Just got news that SAD (short asian dentist) killed himself |
04/19/18 |
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Jeff Conine | John Vanbiesbrouck | Alonzo Mourning |
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Put on a diaper and ma$turbate and poop in it |
04/19/18 |
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What should we do with my grandma's house in FL? |
04/19/18 |
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Holy shit, Uber driver just got Liz Holmes, tweeted "A captivity is performed" |
04/19/18 |
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Bailey Jay Diaper Piss Video (NSFW - link) |
04/19/18 |
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Fuck it. Im writing "TRANNIES ONLY" on my OKC profile |
04/19/18 |
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life hack: shit and piss in your pants |
04/19/18 |
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At Ft. Benning I knew a guy who got engaged to a pregnant woman |
04/19/18 |
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ITT: We cast the Aaron Sorkin movie about Xoxohth |
04/19/18 |
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How many people from your high school class got into ivies, mit, stanford, ctech |
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So then PDDJ said blah blah blah *blows fucking brains out* |
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peterman sighs, changes linkedin back from "day trader" to "human cum receptacle |
04/19/18 |
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Alan Colmes reluctantly agreeing with Satan in Hell |
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new apartment complexes with fancy amenities are flame |
04/19/18 |
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sitting in the car in the driveway, dont want to go inside |
04/19/18 |
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Farting so loud ur girlfriend miscarries Darnell's son. |
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Stunningly hot law prof Nancy Leong gets kidnapped, almost raped by Uber driver |
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so biology is all about membranes, now, huh? |
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*benzo's doctor removes mask to real Stone Cold* *gets hit with bedpan* |
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Daily Stoic, 4/19/18 |
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All of the clutchable ones are all already clutched by Chad's unbreakable hold |
04/19/18 |
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99 percent of libs don't realize Trump trains are the final solution |
04/19/18 |
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Real talk: Most anime is better than 99% of American TV shows |
04/19/18 |
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How do you get started in farming? |
04/19/18 |
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Just finished my first Walker Percy book (7 total in April) Taking ?s (CharlesXI |
04/19/18 |
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has there ever been a worse degeneration than Ancient Greece --> Modern Greece |
04/19/18 |
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Alan Colmes died a year ago and no one noticed/cared |
04/19/18 |
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Philly, Boston, DC, Austin, Charlotte, LA are all underpriced right now |
04/19/18 |
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House of Horror victim found someone to give himself a chance to love her |
04/19/18 |
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I'd like to ask the Starbucks CEO why the bathroom has a code to begin with. |
04/19/18 |
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Rate my objective 9 gf (no pics) |
04/19/18 |
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David Hogg is a CIA agent. Why can't anyone see this? |
04/19/18 |
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SOLOS - how do you set up your phone and fax? |
04/19/18 |
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zman furious (pic) |
04/19/18 |
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Id like In n Out more if their fries werent so FUCKING TERRIBLE |
04/19/18 |
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Cant wait for inevitable Ferris Muellers Lay Off headline |
04/19/18 |
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Justice Roberts tells Hillary at halftime: Suit up, you're going in |
04/19/18 |
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Military.com: Meet the first post-op transgender infantryperson |
04/19/18 |
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piano riff from start of 'our house' plays as you enter biglaw hr meeting |
04/19/18 |
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your future husband trolling for cleveland at 1:30 am |
04/19/18 |
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David Hogg nudes |
04/19/18 |
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David Hogg and Emma Gonzalez, circa 2038 |
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